UNITED DEPARTMENTS OF LINGUISTIC SERVICES

Bureau of Vernacular Affairs

Form BVA−1040 — Request for Register Adjustment

PENDING

Pursuant to subsection 12(b) of the Plain Speech Reduction Act, the undersigned hereby submits the following statement for official conversion into an approved vernacular. All submissions are processed in the order in which they are amusing.

BOX 1. STATEMENT TO BE TRANSLATED (required)

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Pre-approved specimens:

BOX 2. APPROVED VERNACULAR

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Form must be filed in triplicate. (We have waived the other two.)

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